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Upcoming Shows

Find me at one of these upcoming shows!

Nacho Mic
Mar
25
7:00 PM19:00

Nacho Mic

THIS IS the 2nd and 4th Mondays of each month. COME PLAYNacho MIc Center City . on 15th between ur asshole and your taint.
Sign ups 7pm.
Show time 730
4 min sets.
List MOSTLY in order.
Nacho Challenge available for anyone with the cojones.

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Queer Bits
Mar
28
7:00 PM19:00

Queer Bits

America’s Got Talent meets Ru Paul’s Drag Race meets the Oscars meets Me In St. Louis! Come watch comics you know and love taking gigantic risks and perform daring feats they have never done before.

Then watch those comics get judged by a panel of whimsical characters (Who happened to be played by actors who are queer.) Our championship round will be curated by the audience suggestions as we dare our risk takers to soar to heights they never thought possible!


Contestants:
Max Barth
Rick Robotin
Logan Marlin
Lyle Drescher

Judges:
Ralph Andracchio
Taylor Plunkett-Clements
A block of cheese or a balloon (TBD)


Security:
James Knight and Sarah Clemency Security Firm LLC
You got it? We will secure it.
One of them might be doing remote security.

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Zodiac Killers
Mar
31
8:00 PM20:00

Zodiac Killers

Zodiac Killers - the only stand-up comedy show based on the 100% true and accurate science of astrology! It's ARIES SEASON! All comedians on this show are Aries. Come on out! The stars are with us.

Featuring:
Abby Rosenquist
Alejandro Morales
Matt Haggerty
Christian J. Mangual
Betty J Smithsonian

Hosted by Scorpio Sun 🦂🦂 Max Barth

Reserve $5 Tickets Here (no fees!):
https://www.goodgoodcomedy.com/zodiackillers

SUNDAY, MARCH 31st at 8 PM
Good Good Comedy Theatre
215 N. 11th St. (11th & Race)

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Just for Yas @ Helium Philly
Mar
13
8:00 PM20:00

Just for Yas @ Helium Philly

HELIUM PRESENTS: JUST FOR YAS

LGBTQ Showcase hosted by Alejandro Morales with Betty Smithsonian, Michael Kelly, Sarah Bell, and Dan Vetrano!

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum in the showroom.Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.) 

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ROUND 2 Mr Broccoli and The Ghost of Stevie Nicks
Mar
10
8:30 PM20:30

ROUND 2 Mr Broccoli and The Ghost of Stevie Nicks

An hour long evening piloted by two untethered misshapen clowns hurdling towards failure. Mr Broccoli mounts the stage with absolutely nothing prepared and desperately scrambles to find beauty. From forth the fatal loins of Broccoli emerges The Ghost of Stevie Nicks, a powerful being who will restore peace to the realm. TLDR Funny clowns flounce about! Puppies included with every purchase. Puppies not included.

Performances on 3/3 and 3/10 @ 8:30pm.

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Mr Broccoli and The Ghost of Stevie Nicks
Mar
3
8:30 PM20:30

Mr Broccoli and The Ghost of Stevie Nicks

An hour long evening piloted by two untethered misshapen clowns hurdling towards failure. Mr Broccoli mounts the stage with absolutely nothing prepared and desperately scrambles to find beauty. From forth the fatal loins of Broccoli emerges The Ghost of Stevie Nicks, a powerful being who will restore peace to the realm. TLDR Funny clowns flounce about! Puppies included with every purchase. Puppies not included.

Performances on 3/3 and 3/10 @ 8:30pm.

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Part of the Problem 2nd Anniversary
Feb
15
8:00 PM20:00

Part of the Problem 2nd Anniversary

Part of the Problem is celebrating it’s 2 year anniversary! We will be bringing together familiar faces and brand new talent to the stage at Ruba Club on Friday, February 15th. Invite your friends, your family, your valentine, your new roommate, that random guy you met on the street on the way to the show!

Featuring:
laughs by Sarah Bell
performance by Julia Davis
musical improv by A Song in Her Ear (Betty J Smithsonian & Sarah Clemency)
grooves by Hestina

Friday, February 15th
Ruba Club 416 Green St. Phila, PA
Doors 7:15pm | Show 8:00pm
Tickets $10 adv. | $12 at the door
** This show is 21+ **
All audience members are invited to stay for the Soul DJ Dance Party event happening directly after our show at Ruba!

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Blue Heaven Comedy Festival
Feb
2
5:30 PM17:30

Blue Heaven Comedy Festival

February 1 & 2, 2019

Who’s on the fringe of funny?

FringeArts welcomes some of the most exciting new voices in American comedy to Philadelphia for two days of provocative performances, risk-taking stand-up, a live podcast recording, and more. The full festival line up is now available below, including Erin Markey and Emily BateCole EscolaJaboukie Young-White, and our headliner, the comedian, host, and actress Michelle Buteau.

$69 Early Bird Weekend Pass (limited number available through Dec 31st only!)
$85 Standard Weekend Pass
$50 One-Day Pass
$2 FringeACCESS members


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Queerly Comedic
Jan
25
7:00 PM19:00

Queerly Comedic

Queerly Comedic Is a monthly comedy show with a focus on LGBTQ and other marginalized voices. Come see a great lineup of comedians and donate to a great cause.
$5-10(more if you can less if you can't) suggested donation goes to support The Youth Drop In at The Pride Center of New Jersey
Doors at 7:30
Show starts at 8:00

Performers include:
Tan Hoang
Grisel Cabrera
Mike Cotayo
Betty J Smithsonian
Megan Chialastri


Hosted by Sammie James an Michael Valentine

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December Nacho Mic
Dec
17
6:30 PM18:30

December Nacho Mic

Its an open mic + show case.

Sign up 630, come do 4 minutes and of course the FAMOUS Nacho Challenge where we throw you a topic and you riff on it for the last minute of your set IF YOU DARE

NACHO CHALLENGE where you can riff off a topic we throw at you for the last minute of your set.

Dont forget drink specials and taco epsecials y comida

Special guest co-host Lauren Rosenberg

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December Porn Stash @ Raven Lounge
Dec
7
8:00 PM20:00

December Porn Stash @ Raven Lounge

NO Cover!
Drink Specials!

Come hang with local gay comedians Betty Smithsonian and Ralph Andracchio as they watch porn clips and have some scintillating conversations with a panel of guests of all shapes and sizes including business leaders, improvisers, stand-ups and artists.

We scour the internets and provide the silliest, weirdest, and downright oddest porn clips our guests can find to kick of conversations about love, sex, relationships, society, politics, and anything else we can think of to make you smarter and more informed.

We play games, we give shit away, we share beer.
Panel:

We play games, we give shit away, we share beer.
Panel:

George Bruderman

Setoyo

Rani

Max Barth

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December Queer Bits
Nov
29
7:00 PM19:00

December Queer Bits

Talent Show judged by Queer Folx, daring straight ish comics to do something risky.

America’s Got Talent meets Ru Paul’s Drag Race meets the Oscars meets Me In St. Louis! Come watch comics you know and love taking gigantic risks and perform daring feats they have never done before. Then watch those comics get judged by a panel of whimsical characters (Who happened to be played by actors who are queer. Not sure if this matters, but I guess we will find out!) Our championship round will be curated by the audience suggestions as we dare our risk takers to soar to heights they never thought possible!

Riskers:
Sara Silverman

Leticia

Erin Dohony

Natalie Levant

Jeff Roser

Judges:
Ralph Andracchio
Megan Chialastri
Taylor Plunkett

Price Waterhouse Security Team:
Sarah Clemency
James Knight

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November Nacho Mic
Nov
26
6:30 PM18:30

November Nacho Mic

Its an open mic + show case.

Sign up 630, come do 4 minutes and of course the FAMOUS Nacho Challenge where we throw you a topic and you riff on it for the last minute of your set IF YOU DARE

NACHO CHALLENGE where you can riff off a topic we throw at you for the last minute of your set.

Dont forget drink specials and taco epsecials y comida

Special guest co-host Lauren Rosenberg

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November Porn Stash @ Raven Lounge
Nov
16
8:00 PM20:00

November Porn Stash @ Raven Lounge

NO Cover!
Drink Specials!

Come hang with local gay comedians Betty Smithsonian and Ralph Andracchio as they watch porn clips and have some scintillating conversations with a panel of guests of all shapes and sizes including business leaders, improvisers, stand-ups and artists.

We scour the internets and provide the silliest, weirdest, and downright oddest porn clips our guests can find to kick of conversations about love, sex, relationships, society, politics, and anything else we can think of to make you smarter and more informed.

We play games, we give shit away, we share beer.

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